OH. MY. GOSH. I think I’m totally crushing!
His pencil was POINTING IN MY DIRECTION!
He threw his trash in the trash can 10 feet away from me!
His gelled hair was POINTING IN MY DIRECTION! I think one of his hairs fell RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
He SNEEZED in MY DIRECTION!
His shoelace was untied and then I untied mine to MATCH!
I think he, like, totally likes me!
Am I wrong? I dare you to tell me I am…