I Made It

Remember when I self-published The Extras, got embarrassed and took it down? Well look how far it’s come…

The Extras is EXPENSIVE

Am I superstar? Am I dead? Why is my book worth so much?

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Totally Crushing

OH. MY. GOSH. I think I’m totally crushing!

His pencil was POINTING IN MY DIRECTION!

He threw his trash in the trash can 10 feet away from me!

His gelled hair was POINTING IN MY DIRECTION! I think one of his hairs fell RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

He SNEEZED in MY DIRECTION!

His shoelace was untied and then I untied mine to MATCH!

I think he, like, totally likes me!

Am I wrong? I dare you to tell me I am…